Victorious Goldfish

Just back from the ocean, and a crappy efficiency, but that's another 2 stories. Now, apparently, I only receive inspiration from spam.

Hey Liza (No, my name is not f*cking Liza),
Blahblahblah
Call us today 800-940-1731

Now for the good stuff - punctuation added by me:

Earthquake
Cherub flatland protagonist
Isis?
Cubbyhole algae!
Bigotry swept dessicate, bobby dying, anti gild assailant
Denounce!
...grunt
Symbiotic bangkok experience - luminance
Camera tank
bullfrog unanimous
candid garble,
Haifa...
Victorious goldfish!

There you have it. Somewhere out there, a goldfish has just won a super sweet backgammon game against a cuddlefish, or perhaps an eel, and they are lurching around, curling one fin, and screaming, "Yes! Yes! I'm Number 1!" Or maybe it's a badminton game against a bunch of anemones...

The Victorious goldfish.